Chipmunk Fun

My cousin with crazy chipmunks. Awsome effects by my aunt.

Makeover!

Well, Butterfly's Garden has had another makeover! This time, we got a totally new template! We also removed the Yoda Quotes. May the force be with you little alien dude! Well, I hope you enjoy the site's new look!

Idiot Sightings

Found these in a post on showdog.com. the topic was IDIOT SIGHTINGS. Very Funny Stuff.

~Annie

IDIOT SIGHTING:
We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two..'

We haven't used Sears repair since.


IDIOT SIGHTING
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry bu t they could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.

Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.



IDIOT SIGHTING :
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'

From Kingman , KS .




IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce. ' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
From Kansas City




I DIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded,
'That's why we ask.'

Happened in Birmingham , Ala.




IDIOT SIGHTING:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the ligh t is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'

She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS






IDIOT SIGHTING:
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.' Our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.





IDIOT SIGHTING:
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.

A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.




IDIOT SIGHTING :
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!' His reply, ' I know. I already got that side.'

This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi

IDOT SIGHTING:
A man asked me how late we were open on Saturdays and I told him noon. He shook his head and said, I thought you were open until 12. And I said yes, we're open until noon. And he said "but not until 12?". So I told him that for him, we'd stay open until 12

IDIOT SIGHTING:

We had several customers come in, look at our Going Out of Business signs, and then be completely surprised when we told them we couldn't take anymore refunds or returns. "You're closing?! When did that happen? There weren't any signs here last week." Beg to differ, ma'am - we have over 30 signs, several of the 10+ feet variety, that have been up since September and it's nearly Christmas

IDIOT SIGHTING:
Like the visitor - lived at a place once and had gotten an Anatolian Shepherd to help with a stray dog problem. I'd take her out and put her on a chain to eat so she could do so without the goats bothering her. So this guy comes out and thinks he's going to pet her. I'm in the house, not there, and hear her making a HUGE fuss. This guys a stranger, not far from the goat pen - she's barking, rushing her area, snarling with lips back, doing everything she can do to back him out of her (and the goat's) area. So he leans over towards her and sticks his hand out. I ran to the door and asked him if he planned on feeding her that hand as she was NOT playing. She looked *SO* relieved to see me and the minute I opened the door she quit (I was aware of it to handle it).

No this dog was not vicious. She'd have a toddler bounce on her and ride her. But NO stranger messed with her goats. 2 or 4 legged.



This stuff is funny!

Class Pet

My class got a new pet, an adorable hampster! his name is orphius (I think thats how you spell it). He is an adorable little black hampster. Today we put him in his hampster ball and he tinkled in it! We still love him. I thought I'd post this in his honor:

I'm Bored

Right now i'm watching Spongebob and I am getting bored. So I am posting that I have moved to Alabama. Madison, to be exact. Well, more on that later. Well, Bye.

More Sites!

I have a comic called Super Pie Guy. visit the webpage HERE! And my friend cole has one too! CLICK HERE to visit it!

New Sites

My friends have blogs too! Here are URLs:
www.maggis-site.blogspot.com
www.pie-lad-rules.blogspot.com

Please visit them!

Kitty Said What?- Remix

I'm a Pug- Remix

kitties singing Joy-Joy-Joy!

High school musical 2

High School Musical 2 is HERE! if you need the lyrics to the the songs, click on the names of the songs.
What time is it You are the music in me all for one Gotta go my own way Fabulous everyday work this out bet on it I don't dance

The Paper Porch

Me and my sister recently went to Brooksville and got some Vera Bradley purses from The Paper Porch. We just love them. They have a variety of gifts, card, jewelry and more. if you can, visit.

Dancing Pooh

This Is just to funny!

you can also watch all bumbos. you can watch Bumbo I Here and Bumbo II Here. You can watch dancing pooh Here

Ready-Set-Bumbo II

number 2 to the vidio below. you should watch the vidio below first.

Ready-Set-Bumbo

I got say this is some amazing work. that is funny.

Pirates of the Caribbean 3 ,at worlds end

Wow! pirates has become a big seller. all three have great excitement, adventure, and shows you about 17, 1800's. our hero captain Jack sparrow (Johnny Depp) was last seen in movie #2 dead man's chest, hanging at the mouth of the Kracken. He finds him self in a big desert, sure his friends won't find him. the rest of the crew, now led by Captain Barbossa, who was thought to be dead in the first movie. but not to far is the flying Dutchman, led by Davy Jones. enough movie spoilers. very interesting, except some of the battles could have been shorter. I give this movie on a scale 1-5, a 4 1/2. I highly recommend this movie. NOW IN THEATRES

Help the world

We should be good people and help. I mean help. Not like doing the dishes, or taking out the trash. I mean help. Help keep the ozone layer, help keep endangered species on this planet. I mean help. I mean, I'm surprised humans still exist. There are only 6 things that keep us going. Our hearts, our brains, our imaginations, our courage, our spirit, and determination. If we use those 6 things, we could do great things for the future. The people who do those things we succeed in almost any thing. The ones who don’t will never become great. Please help all creatures, help the world.
- butterfly

Valentines Day!

Wensday is Valentines day!

hello

Hi. It's the new year and I am happy.Ainsley's b-day is this week.I'ts going to be fun.

Hi

Hi, it's me, butterfly. I know I have not posted for a while but I forgot my username and password. But it's only five more days till Christmas and i'm so exited! Tomarrow is the first day of winter! I love Christmas! Well it's almost the end of the year and it will become 2007! Last new years eve at midnight, my friend Amanda's mom banged pots and pans and she could not sleep!the last day of the year is my sisters birthday.So happy birthday!As for you, have a Merry Christmas and a happy new year!-butterfly

Horses

I like horses a lot. If you are a horse lover too, leave a comment. Horses are fun!

My Dog, Big Dog