<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8077694338598333201</id><updated>2012-02-15T23:52:58.921-08:00</updated><category term='space'/><category term='invisible'/><category term='pirates'/><category term='frog'/><category term='funny'/><category term='nicole'/><category term='planets'/><category term='news'/><category term='smart'/><category term='spinning'/><category term='hot wings'/><category term='hear'/><category term='bunny'/><category term='aliens'/><category term='wow'/><category term='allie'/><category term='art'/><category term='photos'/><category term='elderly'/><category term='hamster'/><category term='pixar'/><category term='test'/><category term='balloons'/><category term='dancing'/><category term='internet'/><category term='washing'/><category term='video'/><category term='camouflage'/><category term='cake'/><category term='rosie'/><category term='talent'/><category term='sears'/><category term='shiney'/><category term='skateboard'/><category term='me'/><category term='old'/><category term='sparkly'/><category term='ironic'/><category term='intro'/><category term='random'/><category term='typing'/><category term='brain'/><category term='music'/><category term='machine'/><category term='jar of dirt'/><category term='words'/><category term='baby'/><category term='butterfly'/><category term='facts'/><category term='up'/><category term='idiots'/><category term='remix'/><category term='stories'/><category term='tree'/><category term='love'/><category term='lolcats'/><category term='bigmac'/><category term='mcdonalds'/><title type='text'>Butterflys Garden</title><subtitle type='html'>I don't gossip, I just talk about people behind thier backs!</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8077694338598333201/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Anne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00928980074337121506</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/SwyKZ8KPmyI/AAAAAAAAAeY/3c3zJHghhWE/S220/BOB.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>20</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8077694338598333201.post-4425918362050686622</id><published>2010-07-04T05:50:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-04T05:52:47.050-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pixar'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pirates'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='remix'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='up'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jar of dirt'/><title type='text'>I've Got a Jar of... Wait, I Forgot.</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;Note: Sorry about the widescreen videos blocking stuff on the sidebar, nothing I can do about it. So, yeah. Enjoy the post!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am currently obsessed with remix videos, you know, where people take clips from movies and turn them into songs? My friends showed a few to me, and I loved them. I thought maybe you would believe in thier awesomeness if I showed you some of my favorites.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Why is the Rum Gone?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JImcvtJzIK8&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1?color1=0xcc2550&amp;amp;color2=0xe87a9f"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JImcvtJzIK8&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1?color1=0xcc2550&amp;amp;color2=0xe87a9f" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think the hobbits took it to Isengard...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cWsuzRmqDuw&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1?color1=0xcc2550&amp;amp;color2=0xe87a9f"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cWsuzRmqDuw&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1?color1=0xcc2550&amp;amp;color2=0xe87a9f" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But, at least he still has a jar of dirt...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;I've Got a Jar of Dirt&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="640"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gRcj6CAhe7s&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1?color1=0xcc2550&amp;amp;color2=0xe87a9f"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gRcj6CAhe7s&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1?color1=0xcc2550&amp;amp;color2=0xe87a9f" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now I must also share the first remix I saw, UPular&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;UPular&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="640"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/A2yt1ooLQGo&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1?color1=0xcc2550&amp;amp;color2=0xe87a9f"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/A2yt1ooLQGo&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1?color1=0xcc2550&amp;amp;color2=0xe87a9f" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;"That doesn't even rhyme!" "Yeah it does!"&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I know it's jibberish, but tell me it doesn't get stuck in your head!?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, do you love remix videos &lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;now&lt;/i&gt;?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8077694338598333201-4425918362050686622?l=butterflys-garden.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/feeds/4425918362050686622/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/2010/07/ive-got-jar-of-wait-i-forgot.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8077694338598333201/posts/default/4425918362050686622'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8077694338598333201/posts/default/4425918362050686622'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/2010/07/ive-got-jar-of-wait-i-forgot.html' title='I&apos;ve Got a Jar of... Wait, I Forgot.'/><author><name>Anne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00928980074337121506</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/SwyKZ8KPmyI/AAAAAAAAAeY/3c3zJHghhWE/S220/BOB.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8077694338598333201.post-648678605290191466</id><published>2010-06-24T10:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-06-24T10:32:15.160-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='elderly'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='old'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='news'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><title type='text'>Pic of the Week</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/TCOWUT957QI/AAAAAAAAAkM/88J5XJDJMSU/s1600/students_cook.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="248" ru="true" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/TCOWUT957QI/AAAAAAAAAkM/88J5XJDJMSU/s400/students_cook.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;Quick! Hide&amp;nbsp;the elderly!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8077694338598333201-648678605290191466?l=butterflys-garden.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/feeds/648678605290191466/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/2010/06/pic-of-week_24.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8077694338598333201/posts/default/648678605290191466'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8077694338598333201/posts/default/648678605290191466'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/2010/06/pic-of-week_24.html' title='Pic of the Week'/><author><name>Anne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00928980074337121506</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/SwyKZ8KPmyI/AAAAAAAAAeY/3c3zJHghhWE/S220/BOB.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/TCOWUT957QI/AAAAAAAAAkM/88J5XJDJMSU/s72-c/students_cook.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8077694338598333201.post-6399733645775902678</id><published>2010-06-18T12:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-06-18T12:49:45.897-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A Harry Potter Post</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;Okay, in honor of the awesome theme park in Orlando that opened today, &lt;a href="http://www.universalorlando.com/harrypotter/"&gt;The Wizarding World of Harry Potter&lt;/a&gt;, I'm doing a Harry Potter Post! (Most Potter fans should be able to follow me through this post, others might want to read the &lt;a href="http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Muggles'_Guide_to_Harry_Potter"&gt;Muggle's Guide to Harry Potter.&lt;/a&gt; If you have no idea what a Muggle is, than you really should read it. Seriously.)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;Okay we'll start with the &lt;strong&gt;Pic of the Week!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://ideagirlconsulting.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/harry-potter-funny-baby.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" qu="true" src="http://ideagirlconsulting.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/harry-potter-funny-baby.jpg" width="260" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;I find myself to be lacking the comedic strength to put even a bad pun on this pic. The best I could do was "Oh No! Baby Voldemort!". Yup.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;The Wizarding World of Harry Potter!!! (Ohhhh...)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;Being a Super Potter Fan myself, I can't wait to head on over to the park. I mean, they have a replica of Hogwarts, the Hogsmede village (with some shops also from Diagon Alley) and 3 rides. Since I haven't been, you might want to read some posts on &lt;a href="http://www.mugglenet.com/index.php"&gt;MuggleNet&lt;/a&gt;, a Harry Potter fansite.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8077694338598333201-6399733645775902678?l=butterflys-garden.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/feeds/6399733645775902678/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/2010/06/harry-potter-post.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8077694338598333201/posts/default/6399733645775902678'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8077694338598333201/posts/default/6399733645775902678'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/2010/06/harry-potter-post.html' title='A Harry Potter Post'/><author><name>Anne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00928980074337121506</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/SwyKZ8KPmyI/AAAAAAAAAeY/3c3zJHghhWE/S220/BOB.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8077694338598333201.post-5245247771333057289</id><published>2010-06-08T13:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-06-08T13:42:55.179-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='news'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photos'/><title type='text'>Pic of the Week</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/TA6rFN-pZRI/AAAAAAAAAj8/f_qw2rSRHbU/s1600/water-blog-03112009.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" qu="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/TA6rFN-pZRI/AAAAAAAAAj8/f_qw2rSRHbU/s320/water-blog-03112009.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;I dunno why, I hear they have a fabulous pest control center!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8077694338598333201-5245247771333057289?l=butterflys-garden.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/feeds/5245247771333057289/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/2010/06/pic-of-week_08.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8077694338598333201/posts/default/5245247771333057289'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8077694338598333201/posts/default/5245247771333057289'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/2010/06/pic-of-week_08.html' title='Pic of the Week'/><author><name>Anne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00928980074337121506</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/SwyKZ8KPmyI/AAAAAAAAAeY/3c3zJHghhWE/S220/BOB.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/TA6rFN-pZRI/AAAAAAAAAj8/f_qw2rSRHbU/s72-c/water-blog-03112009.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8077694338598333201.post-7162704873042771711</id><published>2010-06-08T13:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-06-08T13:16:13.803-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hamster'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rosie'/><title type='text'>Rosie</title><content type='html'>Okay, so you all know about my hamster Rosie (If I haven't metioned her before, my bad!) Well, recently I took a trip to Florida for three days and left her at home with tons of food and water. I have also bought her a new cage, with a new water bottle. I checked on her water today, and noticed that she had as much water in there as she had when I left her! The bottle is positioned strangly, making it rather difficult for her to drink. I thought she would figure it out, but obviously, she hadn't! I &lt;em&gt;had&lt;/em&gt; noticed her being rather sluggish and tired for a few days, but I had no idea it was dehydration! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, realizing&amp;nbsp;her life was in danger,&amp;nbsp;I pulled out the bottle and held it where she could drink. She practically ripped it out my hands chugging it. After 10 minutes, I filled a cup with water and left it in her cage, and she drank that nonstop! This happened about 5 minutes ago, and now she is back to herself, huddling in a little room at the top of her cage.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/r2fQiIKtkho&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/r2fQiIKtkho&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8077694338598333201-7162704873042771711?l=butterflys-garden.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/feeds/7162704873042771711/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/2010/06/rosie.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8077694338598333201/posts/default/7162704873042771711'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8077694338598333201/posts/default/7162704873042771711'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/2010/06/rosie.html' title='Rosie'/><author><name>Anne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00928980074337121506</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/SwyKZ8KPmyI/AAAAAAAAAeY/3c3zJHghhWE/S220/BOB.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8077694338598333201.post-340167652872229769</id><published>2010-06-01T11:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-06-01T11:29:45.356-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='words'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ironic'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><title type='text'>Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia</title><content type='html'>I just felt the urge to look it up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Helvetica Neue&amp;quot;, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;"&gt;Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliop-hobia:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Helvetica Neue&amp;quot;, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;A fear of long words.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Ironic.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8077694338598333201-340167652872229769?l=butterflys-garden.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/feeds/340167652872229769/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/2010/06/hippopotomonstosesquipedaliophobia.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8077694338598333201/posts/default/340167652872229769'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8077694338598333201/posts/default/340167652872229769'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/2010/06/hippopotomonstosesquipedaliophobia.html' title='Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia'/><author><name>Anne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00928980074337121506</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/SwyKZ8KPmyI/AAAAAAAAAeY/3c3zJHghhWE/S220/BOB.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8077694338598333201.post-4640972001807427035</id><published>2010-06-01T11:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-06-01T11:26:13.641-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photos'/><title type='text'>Pic of the Week</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;"&gt;Sorry I've been forgetting!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/TAVQaB9Mt6I/AAAAAAAAAj0/CTkes84w0Y4/s1600/funny-headline1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" gu="true" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/TAVQaB9Mt6I/AAAAAAAAAj0/CTkes84w0Y4/s320/funny-headline1.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;Who could have guessed?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8077694338598333201-4640972001807427035?l=butterflys-garden.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/feeds/4640972001807427035/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/2010/06/pic-of-week.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8077694338598333201/posts/default/4640972001807427035'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8077694338598333201/posts/default/4640972001807427035'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/2010/06/pic-of-week.html' title='Pic of the Week'/><author><name>Anne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00928980074337121506</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/SwyKZ8KPmyI/AAAAAAAAAeY/3c3zJHghhWE/S220/BOB.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/TAVQaB9Mt6I/AAAAAAAAAj0/CTkes84w0Y4/s72-c/funny-headline1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8077694338598333201.post-311642592904731135</id><published>2010-03-29T18:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-29T18:22:07.260-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dancing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='baby'/><title type='text'>All the single babies...</title><content type='html'>I haven't laughed out loud at a vid in a while, but I had a laughing fit watching baby Elliot rock out to Beyonce's "Single Ladies"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="640" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ikTxfIDYx6Q&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ikTxfIDYx6Q&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8077694338598333201-311642592904731135?l=butterflys-garden.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link 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src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/SwyKZ8KPmyI/AAAAAAAAAeY/3c3zJHghhWE/S220/BOB.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8077694338598333201.post-5052518304101427618</id><published>2010-03-28T14:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-28T14:17:25.888-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='camouflage'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stories'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lolcats'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photos'/><title type='text'>Funny x2!</title><content type='html'>okayy, so her is the image of the week:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/S6_F63mWrRI/AAAAAAAAAgw/EZzKLxkv-gI/s1600/funny-headline2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" nt="true" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/S6_F63mWrRI/AAAAAAAAAgw/EZzKLxkv-gI/s320/funny-headline2.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;That's some good camouflage...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;And a little story I heard:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;One day a little girl came home from school crying. "What's wrong?" said the mother. The girl sobbed, "The teacher yelled at me for something I didn't even do!" "What?" asked the mom. "My homework!"&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Well, I guess that concludes my post!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color: red; font-size: x-large;"&gt;Gudbuy fer Nowz!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8077694338598333201-5052518304101427618?l=butterflys-garden.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/feeds/5052518304101427618/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/2010/03/funny-x2.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8077694338598333201/posts/default/5052518304101427618'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8077694338598333201/posts/default/5052518304101427618'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/2010/03/funny-x2.html' title='Funny x2!'/><author><name>Anne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00928980074337121506</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/SwyKZ8KPmyI/AAAAAAAAAeY/3c3zJHghhWE/S220/BOB.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/S6_F63mWrRI/AAAAAAAAAgw/EZzKLxkv-gI/s72-c/funny-headline2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8077694338598333201.post-3233611385380279670</id><published>2010-03-22T16:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-28T14:17:59.593-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='facts'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='planets'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='random'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='me'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='space'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lolcats'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photos'/><title type='text'>A Couple of Things in One Post...</title><content type='html'>Okay, first of all, I'm sorry I haven't posted in a while. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Second, check this out!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/S45ciGCK1HI/AAAAAAAAAgY/Df_a6yRg62w/s1600/funny-headline7.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/S45ciGCK1HI/AAAAAAAAAgY/Df_a6yRg62w/s320/funny-headline7.jpg" vt="true" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;Sure, I'll believe that...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;I'm gonna start posting funny images every week! (Give or take a few weeks)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Third (now this is serious. kinda, I guess) : at my school and amongst my friends, there hs been arguments about how many planets are in the solar system. I have researched&amp;nbsp; on the OFFICIAL (oh yeah!) Nasa website, and I will give you the one real answer: &lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;8.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All the planets in our solar system: &lt;strong&gt;Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, &lt;strike&gt;Pluto&lt;/strike&gt; *&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pluto is no longer classified as a planet. It has now been classified as a &lt;strong&gt;dwarf planet&lt;/strong&gt; and a &lt;strong&gt;plutoid.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There are 4 more dwarfs, 3 also classified as plutoids.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Xena- (a.k.a Eris) is also a plutoid, and is the closest dwarf to our planet, located in the asteroid belt.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Pluto-Just like Rudolph, he is the most famous &lt;strike&gt;reindeer&lt;/strike&gt; dwarf planet of all. He has caused the most arguments among students, because most teachers still teach students that pluto is a planet. Well, &lt;strong&gt;THEY ARE WRONG! MWAHAHAHA!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Ceres- The only dwarf not classified as a plutoid.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;MakeMake- a plutoid.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Haumea- was originally named Santa (Santa Cl&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;au&lt;/span&gt;s&lt;/span&gt; is&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt; coming t&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: xx-small;"&gt;o town....) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;is a plutoid.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now you have the facts!** There are like, 12 more space thingys on some dwarf planet consideration list, so be prepared for more!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;*Note- I can't help imaging what different acronyms you can make...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;**Note- These facts were at least valid on March 22, 2010, so don't blame me!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, I believe this concludes my post, so, as LOLCats say it;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: red; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Gudbuy fer Nowz!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8077694338598333201-3233611385380279670?l=butterflys-garden.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/feeds/3233611385380279670/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/2010/03/couple-of-things-in-one-post.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8077694338598333201/posts/default/3233611385380279670'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8077694338598333201/posts/default/3233611385380279670'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/2010/03/couple-of-things-in-one-post.html' title='A Couple of Things in One Post...'/><author><name>Anne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00928980074337121506</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/SwyKZ8KPmyI/AAAAAAAAAeY/3c3zJHghhWE/S220/BOB.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/S45ciGCK1HI/AAAAAAAAAgY/Df_a6yRg62w/s72-c/funny-headline7.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8077694338598333201.post-8052757632066205778</id><published>2010-02-21T15:51:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-21T15:51:09.966-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='typing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sparkly'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bunny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='art'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='random'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='me'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='love'/><title type='text'>Hey! I Can Type a Pictures!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Okay... I know you might not be as excited about this as me, but I can type bunny! No, I do not mean&amp;nbsp; I can type the word &lt;em&gt;bunny,&lt;/em&gt; but I can type a picture of a bunny!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;( |__| ) &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;( ^_^ )&lt;br /&gt;(_) (_)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;/__|__\&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;Hmmm, I think bunny is taking a nap. Or maybe he's dea- nah, let's go with nap.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;Bunny slightly looks to be hopping in a bag...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Thank you for letting me share my moment of bunny-loving pride with you!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;-Anne&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;P.S.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;ooh... bunny turned blue &amp;amp; red &amp;amp; yellow! Go, bunny, Go!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: blue;"&gt;( |__| )&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: blue;"&gt;( ^_^ )&lt;br /&gt;(_) (_)&lt;br /&gt;/__|__\&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;( |__| )&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;( ^_^ )&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;(_) (_)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;/__|__\&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: yellow;"&gt;( |__| )&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: yellow;"&gt;( ^_^ )&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: yellow;"&gt;(_) (_)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: yellow;"&gt;/__|__\&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8077694338598333201-8052757632066205778?l=butterflys-garden.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/feeds/8052757632066205778/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/2010/02/hey-i-can-type-pictures.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8077694338598333201/posts/default/8052757632066205778'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8077694338598333201/posts/default/8052757632066205778'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/2010/02/hey-i-can-type-pictures.html' title='Hey! I Can Type a Pictures!'/><author><name>Anne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00928980074337121506</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/SwyKZ8KPmyI/AAAAAAAAAeY/3c3zJHghhWE/S220/BOB.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8077694338598333201.post-2518154806833916645</id><published>2010-02-21T15:37:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-21T15:39:56.993-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='spinning'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='smart'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='test'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='brain'/><title type='text'>Brain Test: Left or Right</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Brain Test!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;This is probably the easiest test you've ever done; no paper or pencil, not really any thinking, and only a basic knowledge of reading (which I assume you have!) and knowing the difference between clockwise &amp;amp; counter-clockwise!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Below is a spinning dancer. If you see her turning &lt;strong&gt;clockwise&lt;/strong&gt;, you use&amp;nbsp;the &lt;strong&gt;right side&lt;/strong&gt; of your brain more.&amp;nbsp;(creativity, big picture thinking, etc.)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;If you see her turn &lt;strong&gt;counter-clockwise, &lt;/strong&gt;you use the &lt;strong&gt;left side&lt;/strong&gt; of your brain more. (logical, smartish, you know!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;(Update!&lt;/strong&gt; Blogger isn't lettin' the pic move, but you can see it if you &lt;a href="http://greengabbro.net/images/spinny-dancer.gif"&gt;click here!)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Some people can see her switching directions, sometimes moving clockwise, sometimes counter-clockwise .(at least I see it like that!) That means you use both you right &amp;amp; left side of your brain often. in other words &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;YOU ARE AWESOME&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;(Like Me!!!)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8077694338598333201-2518154806833916645?l=butterflys-garden.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/feeds/2518154806833916645/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/2010/02/brain-test-left-or-right.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8077694338598333201/posts/default/2518154806833916645'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8077694338598333201/posts/default/2518154806833916645'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/2010/02/brain-test-left-or-right.html' title='Brain Test: Left or Right'/><author><name>Anne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00928980074337121506</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/SwyKZ8KPmyI/AAAAAAAAAeY/3c3zJHghhWE/S220/BOB.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8077694338598333201.post-2491257318486874133</id><published>2010-02-20T12:16:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-20T12:16:03.118-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='machine'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nicole'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='allie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hear'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='frog'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='balloons'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sparkly'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='washing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='random'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hot wings'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shiney'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='aliens'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tree'/><title type='text'>Things I Hear at Random : Post 1</title><content type='html'>"I don't gossip- I just talk about people behind thier backs!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Let's blow up some aliens with a washing machine" (Long story...)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Ooh... Sparkly..."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Stupid hot wings"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"SHINEY!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Let's go hit a tree with a pole!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"No frog dance!"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8077694338598333201-2491257318486874133?l=butterflys-garden.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/feeds/2491257318486874133/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/2010/02/things-i-hear-at-random-post-1.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8077694338598333201/posts/default/2491257318486874133'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8077694338598333201/posts/default/2491257318486874133'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/2010/02/things-i-hear-at-random-post-1.html' title='Things I Hear at Random : Post 1'/><author><name>Anne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00928980074337121506</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/SwyKZ8KPmyI/AAAAAAAAAeY/3c3zJHghhWE/S220/BOB.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8077694338598333201.post-7509208535317029518</id><published>2010-02-20T12:08:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-20T12:10:54.019-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='skateboard'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='talent'/><title type='text'>Multi-Talented!</title><content type='html'>Yep, you could call this guy that. I mean, who else runs up walls, skateboards, juggles, and much more in one video?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;object height="122" width="312"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://d.yimg.com/static.video.yahoo.com/yep/YV_YEP.swf?ver=2.2.46" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="AllowScriptAccess" VALUE="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashVars" value="id=17754582&amp;vid=6826770&amp;lang=en-us&amp;intl=us&amp;thumbUrl=http%3A//l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sch/cn/video00/6826770_rndb59db348_19.jpg&amp;embed=1&amp;ap=12135647" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://d.yimg.com/static.video.yahoo.com/yep/YV_YEP.swf?ver=2.2.46" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="512" height="322" allowFullScreen="true" AllowScriptAccess="always" bgcolor="#000000" flashVars="id=17754582&amp;vid=6826770&amp;lang=en-us&amp;intl=us&amp;thumbUrl=http%3A//l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sch/cn/video00/6826770_rndb59db348_19.jpg&amp;embed=1&amp;ap=12135647" &gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://video.yahoo.com/watch/6826770/17754582"&gt;Multi-Talented Dude!&lt;/a&gt; @ &lt;a href="http://video.yahoo.com/"&gt;Yahoo! Video&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8077694338598333201-7509208535317029518?l=butterflys-garden.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/feeds/7509208535317029518/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/2010/02/multi-talented.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8077694338598333201/posts/default/7509208535317029518'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8077694338598333201/posts/default/7509208535317029518'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/2010/02/multi-talented.html' title='Multi-Talented!'/><author><name>Anne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00928980074337121506</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/SwyKZ8KPmyI/AAAAAAAAAeY/3c3zJHghhWE/S220/BOB.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8077694338598333201.post-5630497162705811870</id><published>2010-02-19T18:51:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-19T18:51:36.446-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='invisible'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='art'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photos'/><title type='text'>A Real-Life Invisible Man!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;Chinese artist (and perfectionist)&amp;nbsp;Liu Bolin actually paints himself to match his surroundings! He can blend into anything, rubble, bricks, bulldozers, so well that most people walking by don't notice him until he moves! Below are a few pictures of his work (see if you can find him!) 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text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/S3sjDN6uaMI/AAAAAAAAAfo/9OQoX6Y9R4A/s1600-h/butterfly3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" ct="true" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/S3sjDN6uaMI/AAAAAAAAAfo/9OQoX6Y9R4A/s320/butterfly3.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Yes, I did win an award.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8077694338598333201-6038077219986094636?l=butterflys-garden.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/feeds/6038077219986094636/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/2010/02/my-award-winning-photography.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8077694338598333201/posts/default/6038077219986094636'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8077694338598333201/posts/default/6038077219986094636'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/2010/02/my-award-winning-photography.html' title='My Award-Winning Photography'/><author><name>Anne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00928980074337121506</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/SwyKZ8KPmyI/AAAAAAAAAeY/3c3zJHghhWE/S220/BOB.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/S3sjDN6uaMI/AAAAAAAAAfo/9OQoX6Y9R4A/s72-c/butterfly3.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8077694338598333201.post-1888573527783701433</id><published>2010-02-17T15:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-19T18:42:40.620-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='idiots'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bigmac'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sears'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stories'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mcdonalds'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><title type='text'>The Tales of Idiots: The Repairman, The Clerk, and the Co-Worker</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;The Tales of Idiots&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: xx-small;"&gt;Originally from Showdog.com Forums Post "Idiot Sightings"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: xx-small;"&gt;Note: If you see your story here and want it removed, just tell me in the comments!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Welcome peoples! It is time for a story from &lt;strong&gt;The Tales of Idiots!&lt;/strong&gt; (*Opens magic storybook*)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Our first story is of a Sears Repairman who is not very good at Math:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Repairman With Bad Math&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not. Four is larger than two.."&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;We haven't used Sears repair since.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;-------------------&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Well, that was a lovely story (*smiles gleefully*)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Next is the story of a McDonalds clerk who can get very confused with money!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Cash-Confused Clerk&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, "you gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said "We're sorry, but&amp;nbsp;we can not do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;------------------------------&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;(*munching on a BigMac &amp;amp; fries*)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;What? Oh, the story's over. Yes, well, our last story is about a co-worker, 'kay? (*goes back to munching burger*)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Co-Worker&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the ligh t is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;-------------------------------- &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;(*throws away burger*) &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Ahhhh... what a lovely storytime this has been. Stay tuned for some more &lt;em&gt;Tales of Idiots&lt;/em&gt;! &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;(*Digs Burger out of Trash* Oh BigMac, I missed you!) &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8077694338598333201-1888573527783701433?l=butterflys-garden.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/feeds/1888573527783701433/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/2010/02/tales-of-idiots-repairman-clerk-and-co.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8077694338598333201/posts/default/1888573527783701433'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8077694338598333201/posts/default/1888573527783701433'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/2010/02/tales-of-idiots-repairman-clerk-and-co.html' title='The Tales of Idiots: The Repairman, The Clerk, and the Co-Worker'/><author><name>Anne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00928980074337121506</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/SwyKZ8KPmyI/AAAAAAAAAeY/3c3zJHghhWE/S220/BOB.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8077694338598333201.post-8227825339638153991</id><published>2010-02-16T15:03:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-16T15:03:34.348-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nicole'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='allie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photos'/><title type='text'>Enthusiasm.</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/S3sjse1yQDI/AAAAAAAAAfw/k1f9G4qztIY/s1600-h/cole%26allie.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" ct="true" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/S3sjse1yQDI/AAAAAAAAAfw/k1f9G4qztIY/s320/cole%26allie.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: xx-small;"&gt;Pictured are Nicole N. &amp;amp; Allie A. (Oooh.. thier names are alliterations...)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8077694338598333201-8227825339638153991?l=butterflys-garden.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/feeds/8227825339638153991/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/2010/02/enthusiasm.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8077694338598333201/posts/default/8227825339638153991'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8077694338598333201/posts/default/8227825339638153991'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/2010/02/enthusiasm.html' title='Enthusiasm.'/><author><name>Anne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00928980074337121506</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/SwyKZ8KPmyI/AAAAAAAAAeY/3c3zJHghhWE/S220/BOB.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/S3sjse1yQDI/AAAAAAAAAfw/k1f9G4qztIY/s72-c/cole%26allie.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8077694338598333201.post-6399526030583776940</id><published>2010-02-16T14:56:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-16T15:04:04.773-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cake'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='balloons'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photos'/><title type='text'>Mmmm...</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/S3siUzZA07I/AAAAAAAAAfg/kcnK-LbmvE8/s1600-h/2010Jan+003.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" ct="true" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/S3siUzZA07I/AAAAAAAAAfg/kcnK-LbmvE8/s320/2010Jan+003.JPG" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Cake. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8077694338598333201-6399526030583776940?l=butterflys-garden.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/feeds/6399526030583776940/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/2010/02/mmmm.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8077694338598333201/posts/default/6399526030583776940'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8077694338598333201/posts/default/6399526030583776940'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/2010/02/mmmm.html' title='Mmmm...'/><author><name>Anne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00928980074337121506</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/SwyKZ8KPmyI/AAAAAAAAAeY/3c3zJHghhWE/S220/BOB.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/S3siUzZA07I/AAAAAAAAAfg/kcnK-LbmvE8/s72-c/2010Jan+003.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8077694338598333201.post-8303712217111565860</id><published>2010-02-15T14:54:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-19T18:42:57.914-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='me'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='internet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='intro'/><title type='text'>Welcome to The New Butterfly's Garden!</title><content type='html'>&amp;nbsp;Hello! Welcome to the All New Butterfly's Garden!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I decided to clean up a bit. If you are looking for the old Butterfly's Garden, all those posts are avalible at &lt;a href="http://www.butterflyarchives.blogspot.com/"&gt;http://www.butterflyarchives.blogspot.com/&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;A Bit About Me&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp; My name is Annie. I'm a fifth grader in Alabama (Although Florida is my state. Go Gators!) and I blog on the internet (Which you must know, because you are reading this right now.) I started blogging when I was either 7 or 8 years old, with this very blog. I got into blogging when I told my dad (who also is a blogger, at &lt;a href="http://www.floridasundog.com/"&gt;Florida Sun Dog&lt;/a&gt;) that I wanted a website. He showed me how to, then I started blogging (and now everyone in my family blogs or has a website. Just look in the sidebar. Look. See it?). I believe this blog is now 3 or 4 years old, but all those post are in the Butterfly Archives (link above). &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp; I've really taken to computers &amp;amp; the internet. I film &amp;amp; edit digital video often (To Youtube, duh da da duh!), design animations in &lt;a href="http://www.gimp.org/"&gt;GIMP&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;(It annoys me that&amp;nbsp;an animation&amp;nbsp;you spend 2 hours on only lasts 30 seconds)&amp;nbsp;, create graphic art (I'm better than some adults) , and even program my own websites using HTML &amp;amp; CSS (for people who don't know what those are, look at &lt;a href="http://www.htmlcodetutorial.com/"&gt;HTML Code Tutorial&lt;/a&gt;) I have helped my freinds with creating websites like &lt;a href="http://www.pie-lad-rules.blogspot.com/"&gt;Pie Lad&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;for my bud Allie's comic, my little sister's site &lt;a href="http://www.emilyspalace.webs.com/"&gt;Emily's Palace&lt;/a&gt; (which I programmed from HTML) and a Harry Potter site my friend Linzi &amp;amp; I made called &lt;a href="http://www.thevoldemortbuttkickers.webs.com/"&gt;The Voldemort Butt Kickers&lt;/a&gt;. (Funny name, I know)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Stuff I do That Doesn't Involve the Internet&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;I make mini movies! Okay, so that does involve the internet a tiny bit. But I made a stop motion/live action/animated mini movie called &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB46RwTiueU"&gt;Evil Barbie!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;I do ballet &amp;amp; jazz dancing!&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;I &lt;em&gt;SSSIIIINNNNGGG!&lt;/em&gt; (*glass breaking*)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;I love riding bikes, rollerskating, ice skating (even though I only did it once), riding a &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caster_board"&gt;caster board&lt;/a&gt;, jumping on a trampoline, and running in snow.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;I watch &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/Fred"&gt;Fred&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;And for some reason, I make fun of the name Bob. (No offense to anyone named Bob who is reading this)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Okie Doke, now that ya know who I am, enjoy da blog!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-Annie&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8077694338598333201-8303712217111565860?l=butterflys-garden.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/feeds/8303712217111565860/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/2010/02/welcome-to-new-butterflys-garden.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8077694338598333201/posts/default/8303712217111565860'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8077694338598333201/posts/default/8303712217111565860'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://butterflys-garden.blogspot.com/2010/02/welcome-to-new-butterflys-garden.html' title='Welcome to The New Butterfly&apos;s Garden!'/><author><name>Anne</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00928980074337121506</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x-NTd7YXVzE/SwyKZ8KPmyI/AAAAAAAAAeY/3c3zJHghhWE/S220/BOB.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
